Think you can bend your body like this? How about this? If you don’t mind looking a little silly in the interests of winning Fabulous Prizes,* come and give it a try at our Cover Art Pose-off. Pre-pose warm-ups will be led by the pose-master himself, Jim C. Hines!
We desperately need more contestants, so if you don’t want to see Danny Oz performing every pose all on his lonesome (amazingly pretty as that would be), please put your hand up at email@example.com
*Actual fabulosity may be relative.